Seven Degrees of COVID Bacon

Well we did it!

After years of dreaming, scheming, researching and longing, we finally bit the bullet and bought a boat! A brand new boat, at that- just out of it’s cute, white wrappers. She’s 24 feet long, weighs 4,800 pounds, is seafoam green, powered by twin 150 Yamahas, surname Robalo, nickname ‘Bout Time! Hasn’t been delivered by the stork yet (financing involved) but we’ve reserved a little spot to park her in our boat yard when she makes her grand entrance.

We’ve had a condo in Key Largo for five years and after having exhausted all on-land activities, we started talking a while ago about getting a boat. When you talk about getting a boat EVERYBODY has an opinion on what type, what size, how many engines, the brand etc…I’ve never had so much unsolicited (and conflicting) advice offered in my life on any subject and that includes raising children.

We’ve visited boatyards, looked at websites, flipped through magazines, taken rides on other people’s boats, even went to the Miami Boat Show last January (before the world shut down); we talked to a yacht broker about what kind of boat we wanted, so he could be on the lookout. It was this Yacht Broker- my childhood friend Micheal Brill- who put us in touch with Todd at Unique Marine, to finally buy our boat.

“I’ve never seen it like this in all my life,” said Todd. “It’s crazy. There are no boats anywhere.”

As he walked us through the boatyard to see the new boat, he said “That one’s sold, and that one, and that one.”

“Why?” Zeke asked.

“People aren’t going to Europe this summer and need something to do. And the manufacturers shut down for months, so there’s less boats available than ever.”

Obviously, after that sales pitch and the fact it was a beautiful boat, we took the bait and plunked down a chuck of cash for a new Robalo. Zeke reasoned it will probably be our first and last boat since we’re getting older and he didn’t want to inherit someone else’s problems. I reluctantly agreed. Because while some kids are semi-off the payroll, one is starting a Masters in Law program this Fall, one (hopefully) a Nursing Program at U.M. soon and the last wants to go to U.M. Graduate School, all pricey options, so it’s not like we’re rolling in dough.

But, Zeke reasoned, it’s like having kids. If you wait for the perfect time, it’s never going to happen. I agreed, but on the way home, he’s the one who kept saying “I can’t believe I bought a boat!” and talked about how he wasn’t a person prone to impulsive decisions.

“Listen”, I said, “You’ve been talking about buying a boat for years. You’ve researched it thoroughly, know exactly what kind of boat you want and finally pulled the trigger. This is actually the OPPOSITE of an impulse buy!”

And so it was. Zeke was in shock the rest of the day, I kept trying to talk him off the ledge and he started drinking Iguana Bait beer from his Kegorator- “Either to celebrate or to forget the fact I just bought a boat!”

Meals this week nothing to write home about- they were mostly either left overs or take-out. I refashioned my Spaghetti Sunday meatballs and sausages into Meatball and Sausage Subs. I heated them up in extra sauce and put them on a Martin’s Potato Bun with sautéed bell peppers and shredded mozzarella. The potato roll was too soft for this kind of sandwich. It needed a hard, crusty Italian roll to hold up to the meat. In making sandwiches, I feel picking the right type of bread is a crucial decision, as well as the bread-to-filling ratio. You don’t want to overwhelm the filling with too much bread, just enough to complement and support it.

I found a recipe for “Easiest Ever Mango Sorbet” in my inbox and since I had the ingredients- mango, sugar and condensed milk- I gave it a whirl. I put it into my ice cream maker and it came out tasting like… frozen condensed milk, with hard, frozen mango chucks. Sometimes “easiest ever” recipes are surprisingly good. This one was not.

On Wednesday, I went to Footworks to buy a new pair of running shoes. I like to support local businesses and Footworks is my local running shoe store. The nice lady and I both wore masks as she looked up my info on the computer. She then measured my foot.

Seven and a half- your right foot’s bigger than your left. You have a wide foot and your arches have fallen. They’re not those high and perky arches you had years ago.

Footworks Lady

Yeah lady, like everything else on my body, they’re no longer high and perky. Got it. I tried on several pairs of shoes and settled on a pretty pair of rose gold Asics, size seven and a half.

“I can’t believe I’m a seven and a half,” I lamented to the sales lady.

I almost brought out an eight,” she said.

“Eight!” I gasped. Sacre bleu!

I can’t explain why I care so much that my foot’s grown from a size six to an almost eight. I have to blame it on a Nancy Drew mystery I read as a child where the heroine has a size five foot and a big deal was made in associating her small shoe size with her daintiness and femininity. The other footprint discovered in the book couldn’t have been hers because it was huge, clodhopper size (size 8), so I’ve developed this aversion to having large feet. Damn you Carolyn Keene!

New running shoes. Size 7 1/2.

Anyway, on the upside, I got a 10% discount at Cecile’s Bakery with a receipt from Footworks. You need to be wearing running clothes and show your receipt in order to get the discount. I ordered a cup of their Zucchini Cilantro soup and a Tuna Salad sandwich, with the croissant on the side so it wouldn’t get soggy. Both soup and sandwich were very good and I stretched the tuna salad into leftovers for days, by adding a can of tuna to the leftover tuna, as it was heavy on the mayo.

Speaking of sandwiches, I made myself a BLT last week and I have to say it’s simply a delicious, classic sandwich, just the way it is. It needs no update or a reboot, no arugula lettuce instead of iceberg or, (heaven forbid) turkey bacon to make it healthier. A couple crunchy and salty bacon strips, contrast with refreshing lettuce leaves, topped with sweet slices of juicy, beefsteak tomatoes (seasoned with salt and pepper), all snuggled into lightly toasted bread (mine was rye), which has been slathered with some good mayonaisse. Slice in half and take a bite of heaven in a sandwich!

While we’re on the subject, is there a more comforting meal than soup and a sandwich? I don’t think so. While homemade soup is great, canned or boxed soup is perfectly good, and so much easier. For Italian soups, like Split Pea or Italian Wedding, I like Progresso, but lately I’ve been into the pureed Trader Joe’s soups, like Butternut Squash, Carrot Ginger or Tomato Basil. I usually doctor it up a bit with a dash of cayenne, some snipped chives or a plop of sour cream, but with a sandwich, it makes a wonderful and easy dinner.

The all time pits of a meal this week had to be Friday night. I hesitate to even call it dinner. Zeke arrived in the Keys Friday afternoon and we went to Sharkey’s Bar and Grill for Happy Hour. We ordered two glasses of Pinot Grigio and a Tuna Poke to split, which the waitress recommended. She was complaining about people who refused to wear masks while walking around the restaurant, which is required by Monroe County.

“If they don’t want to wear a mask, they should just leave,” she said.

We agreed, she then went on to complain about the new restaurant guidelines that don’t require two negative COVID tests after a restaurant employee has been sick. Now, if employees have been symptom-free for 10 days, they can just come back to work. She said a lot of Keys restaurants that originally opened had to close, re-opened and are now closed again (like the Pilot House) because of cases of COVID. She said it’s exhausting dealing with the anti-maskers and fear of catching COVID; she doesn’t really want to come back to work with the new regulations, but she needs the money to survive.

This was dinner.

After eating our Tuna Poke, I asked Zeke if he wanted something else to eat. He said no, which was unusual for him to want so little for dinner. “Really?” I said.

I have a confession to make. I stopped and got a brisket sandwich at that Bar-B-Que food truck when I went out today.

Zeke

We were meeting friends for drinks at Snooks, so we left Sharkey’s and sat at the bar with Doug and Heidi. They’d already eaten, so we just kept drinking wine. Zeke did ask me several times if I wanted any dinner, but I didn’t want to eat alone, and by the time Heidi pulled out some peanut brittle her Mom had sent from Pennsylvania, that was dessert. When we returned home to watch our murder mystery, I told Zeke that was the pits of a Friday night date. “Half a tuna poke and peanut brittle!”, I complained. I also accused him of being a “sandwich sneaker.” Which he is.

On the way home from buying our boat, Zeke passed the turn for our condo.

“Where are we going?” I asked.

He took me to get my own Brisket Sandwich, “Otherwise I will never hear the end of it,” he said. It was a tasty and filling sandwich- five slices of juicy, peppery brisket meat on a potato bun with two bar-b-que sauces- spicy and golden- with ruffled chips and a finely minced coleslaw, which I threw on my sandwich. It was $10, at Mike’s Bar-B-Que food truck on the bayside near one of those Swim with the Dolphins places. MM 101.

Saturday night Zeke cooked me Ground Lamb Kebabs, with a cucumber dill yogurt sauce. He watched the video of the chef, Richard Blais, prepare them and he shaped his Kebabs on a sword, a very dramatic (and potentially fatal) presentation. Since we were clean out of swords, Zeke used skewers to put the meat mixture with herbs, spices and onions on and grilled them. They kind of fell apart, but he salvaged them off the grill. I made couscous and a Greek salad to go with it. The Koobideh (meat kabobs) were good but we both agreed it lacked pizazz, and could’ve used the Middle Eastern hot sauce (Shrug) I’d made at home. I liked it best the next day, plunked into a soft Na’an bread, with some yogurt sauce, jalapeños and cilantro. Can you tell I’m on a sandwich kick?

I was down in the Keys myself from Wednesday on and found myself watching Friends and Everyone Loves Raymond, the comfort food of TV viewing. In other TV news, The Bachelorette changed from Claire Crawley to Tayisha, supposedly because Clair found love right away during lockdown, so good for her! She was already making Bachelor history as the first “older” Bachelorette at age 39 (which is depressing), now this- the most dramatic season ever! This probably isn’t big news in most households, but it was in ours as we love our Bachelorette Mondays, although now it’s going to be on Tuesdays. Is nothing sacred? And I started my new book for Book Club- Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro. So far, so good and it won a Nobel Prize for Literature, so there’s that.

August is Rose Month and I can get down with that. I’ve been leaving a bottle of the pink stuff in the freezer with a frosted wine glass, while I go on my walk, so by the time I return and pour myself some, it’s like a rose slushy. So refreshing! Iconic Cuban restaurant Rio Cristal, best known for their thin steak (or bistec) served with a mountain of crunchy, skinny fries atop it, is closing after 46 years in business. They just couldn’t survive the Pandemic! So sad, but they will be open until the end of August should you want to visit one last time. And in more Bad News, this Hurricane Season is supposed to be “one of the strongest seasons ever with 25 storms predicted,” according to the Miami Herald. I actually consider this good news, since whenever they predict a super active Hurricane Season, a hurricane never hits Miami. Yes, today is Opposite Day.

Rose all day!

In dramatic news of the week…

Someone in our household had possible exposure to COVID, due to her roommate’s brother testing positive for it. This doesn’t seem like a big deal, but the roommate’s brother actually LIVES with them. Here’s the thing about Millenials (or whoever) thinking it’s no big deal to get COVID. Hopefully, it will work out for you, but you may have exposed someone else, who then goes into a house with a: Mom and Dad, a sister, a housekeeper (who goes home to her own husband, children and grandchildren), a daughter and grandchild, so it’s not just YOU that is affected. It’s whoever you’re around and then, whoever they’re around, and so on. Seven degrees of Kevin Bacon. So, as I rewound every conversation and meal shared with said person while I was in Miami, the roommate’s brother got two negative tests (how does this happen?), as did she. So, crisis averted, but it was scary and Florida is still in the red zone of COVID hot spots.

School starts soon for some children in Miami, including my grandson Wyatt. He starts his pre-school, in person, five days a week, at the end of the month. I worry less about him getting sick, then I do his teachers or other adults working at the school, although I know they will take every precaution possible to keep everyone safe. Normally, at this time of the Summer I’m thinking about getting in shape for tennis season, excited about UM football and tailgating at Hard Rock Stadium and looking forward to events, parties and galas that kick into gear in the Fall. This year, not so much.

I’ve gotten hotels for our Road Trip to D.C. at the end of the month and none of states we’re visiting are hot spots for Corona. We are staying in a lot of historic hotels and I’m planning on eating bunches of crab cakes and oysters, plus, I’ll be checking three more states (West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware) off my bucket list. Yipee!

And by the time we return to the Keys for Labor Day weekend, hopefully our boat will be delivered and I can perfect my blender drink recipes and cleat hitch for docking. Instead of lacing up my tennis shoes, I’ll be lacing up my new running shoes for long walks around the Sanctuary. Instead of wings and beer for UM Football games, I’ll be serving sautéed fresh fish we’ve caught ourselves with chilled white wine. And instead of shopping for a fancy dress and high heels for a gala, I’ll be sporting my quarantini bikini, and wearing comfy flip flops on my seven and a half, fallen-arched, clodhopper feet. Crank up The Beach Boys because this Fall’s my new Endless Summer.

Little Surfer, little one. Made my heart come all undone. Do you love me? Do you Surfer Girl?

Beach Boys

Up Next: Quarantine Projects

Red, White and Blue

Well, the best news last week is the Hurricane Isaias didn’t hit South Florida, because it seems if there was ever a year for it to happen, it would’ve been 2020. Of course, Hurricane Season isn’t over yet, but the thought of a major hurricane hitting us now, with people having to cram into shelters and then being without power with COVID on the rise, is just too awful to contemplate. But Hurricane Isaias is still a factor in other parts of the country, so fingers crossed for them.

RED

In other good news, it appears that new coronavirus cases are leveling off, in the nation and in Florida. We’re still a “red” state, with a high volume of cases however, and last Thursday, Florida had a record number of deaths for the third day in a row. I don’t know about you, but it seems to me a lot of people are dying lately, not just of COVID, but in general. Celebrities like Regis Philbin, Olivia de Havilland and Wilfrod Brimley, the guy from Cocoon. A lot of babies being born are also popping up on my Instagram feed, so I guess it’s a circle of life kind of thing. And, in what’s really the most shocking news of 2020, Ellen DeGeneres, inventor of the motto “Be Kind to One Another” and America’s Golden Girl, is apparently mean. Or, at least her producers are.

BLUE

Denim Sales have fallen sharply amid the Pandemic, as people are becoming one with their yoga and sweat pants. The Pioneer Woman, aka Ree Drummond, referred to them as “hard pants” on her cooking show. Apparently, people are realizing it’s more comfortable to wear athletic wear amid the lockdown and are rejecting their stiff blue jeans, or “dungarees” as my Dad used to call them. Levis sales have dropped 62% and True Religion and Lucky Brand stores, known for their jeans, have filed for bankruptcy. Lord and Taylor and Men’s Warehouse are two other retailers that have declared bankruptcy amid the Pandemic retail free fall.

Let’s see, came home Monday for a quick pit stop. Zeke had bought steaks at Wild Fork, but had an online meeting at 7, so after waiting till after 8, I gave up and cooked the steaks so we could eat. I was going to reverse-sear the Flat Iron steak I seasoned with Montreal Seasoning, but cooked them too long in the oven, so we ate it as is; they were still very good. Flat Iron is a flavorful and tender cut of meat we first discovered at the now-closed Ortanique. I made baked potatoes, sautéed mushrooms, a green salad and garlic bread to go with it. It was a Meatfull Monday and there was a big mess to clean up afterwards. Is it any wonder I’ve been retreating to the Keys?

WHITE

While I was home, I threw away all my Sour Dough Starters that were clogging up the outside fridge. You have to maintain them by adding flour and water at least once a week and by the inch of dark sludge on the top of them, I could tell I’d killed them through sheer neglect. It made a white, floury bloodbath in my sink and, as I dumped them down the drain, my dreams of Pandemic Baking met a watery, sludgy end. The girls, Zeke and I were talking about how in the beginning of the Pandemic lockdown in March, this all seemed like a temporary adventure, with puzzle solving, long walks, yoga by the pool, Tiger King and endless whipped coffees on rotation. Cut to five months later and it’s sort of unbelievable we’re still dealing with this and it’s gone from bad to worse.

I picked up a breakfast sandwich from Cecile’s Bakery and Cafe in South Miami, since I had to go by my bank and it’s close by. I didn’t realize my bank’s lobby was closed, so I parked, picked up my sandwich and went to the bank’s drive-through instead. It’s little things like this that are disheartening to me in the bottomless pit of the Pandemic disappointments. Going to my bank, which is normally open except for Holidays and weekends, and finding it closed made me sad. I’m not one of those people who does online banking, I actually like to do it in person, even though entering a bank with a mask on does seem the opposite of normal. I even miss the cranky old man and cranky young man tellers who used to wait on me at my bank. Sigh-

My breakfast sandwich was very good- scrambled egg with cheddar cheese, crispy bacon strips, on a croissant. It came with a little side salad, which was wilted and sad by the time I arrived back in Key Largo, but I saved the dressing. Cecile’s Bakery on Sunset Drive is a neighborhood gem, with soups, salads, sandwiches, delicious baked goods and outdoor seating.

I made easy tacos (Taco Tuesday) that night, with leftover pork marinated in lime juice and garlic. Instead of a tomato salsa, I made a mango salsa (see previous post) which went perfectly with the pork and added some sliced red cabbage for crunch and a squirt of spicy mayo. I love using leftover meat, chicken or pork to make easy tacos! These were with flour tortillas, but corn would work as well. Cilantro is always a welcome addition to add a bit of freshness.

GREAT WHITE

Thursday morning, I figured the odds were in my favor, so took my paddle board out into Buttonwood Bay for a ride. I survived, but as I paddled off, was horrified to find the water was super cloudy and murky. I don’t like to paddle board in these conditions as I cannot see WHAT LIES BENEATH. Luckily, I hadn’t read the article that came out Saturday about a Great White Shark who fatally attacked a woman off the coast of Maine. Apparently, she was wearing a black wet suit and the shark mistook her for a seal and… the article said Great Whites are making a comeback. I’m not sure if this is Good News or Bad News. I’m guessing good for the sharks, bad for us bait.

Me no like Murky water.

Thursday I repeated my Grilled Cheese sandwich with Muenster for lunch, but this time added Fig jelly (I liked the Guava better) and whipped up a Fresh Tomato Soup to go with it. It wasn’t the best soup in the world, a little blah, but still better than Campbell’s (no offense to Andy Warhol). I added some avocado chucks to thicken it up instead of the normal slice of bread. The next day, I ate a salad with leftover soup and little teeny grilled cheese sandwiches, that was kind of genius.

And, since I had an abundance of parsley, I decided to make Pesto. Basil is usually the main herb in pesto, but it’s an adaptable recipe and I already had garlic, olive oil and Parmesan cheese, so I attempted to make it in my blender. I don’t have a food processor in the Keys, but soon discovered, pesto cannot really be made in a blender, so I ordered a new Cuisinart and will take my old one to the Keys. I justified this purchase by the fact that my old Cuisinart is REALLY old, like from 1985! I had it serviced once, but other than that, it’s original and has lasted thirty five years.

Thursday night I made Bay Scallops with Thai Red Curry Butter and Clean Out Your Fridge Fried Rice, since I had leftover take-out rice and lots of veggies that needed to go. This can be made with almost any vegetables, although onions, peas and carrots are typical. Mine was made from corn, Brussel sprouts, carrots, onions and jalapeño pepper. I used chopped bacon to sauté the veggies in. Tip: sauté the ones that are the hardest first, like carrots and celery.

Here are some other helpful hints for Fried Rice from Gimme Some Oven.

1) Use cold, leftover rice.

2) Use butter (like Benihana) to fry the rice and veggies in.

3) Use veggies, your choice.

4) Add sesame oil and oyster sauce to the fried rice. (I skipped the oyster sauce).

5) Stir fry on high heat.

6) Add extra soy sauce, to taste, at the end.

I added some cilantro, chopped green onions and sesame seeds to finish the rice. Chopped meat, like ham, chicken or pork can also be added and this also makes an excellent breakfast, with a fried egg over the top. See my latest post on how to make a perfect fried egg.

Zeke came down to the Keys Friday and we were on different wavelengths.

I was hungry for lunch, he wasn’t. He wanted to stay in and cook and I, after staying home all week, wanted to go out. We went to Lazy Lobster and sat outside, under a huge chikee hut. We’d been to Lazy Lobster (owned by the same people as Lazy Days) many times, but had never sat outside and were surprised to discover what a large and spacious space it was. Everything seemed very sanitary, tables were socially distanced, silverware in pre-wrapped plastic, paper menus and our waitress was great. We split Oysters Rockefeller and a bottle of wine and both got (what else?) a Lobster Dish. Zeke got the Lobster Lorenzo that came with a crab cake and hollandaise. I got the Lobster Islamorada, with shrimp, scallops, mushrooms, scallions in a a Key lime Butter Sauce. Thumbs up on Lazy Lobster and we had Banana Bread to take home for the next day.

Saturday the news was all about the Hurricane Isaias, but luckily, we were spared. In the Keys, it was just very windy, with white cap seas and intermittent rain. Saturday night Zeke grilled steaks, made baked potatoes and I made a salad of tomatoes, basil and balsamic vinegar. I was worried about our house in Miami, but we had Rachel there keeping an eye out, especially on our roof to make sure it wasn’t leaking. I did have a dream that the water from the Hurricane came up to the second story of our condo and there were fish, dolphin and sharks swimming all around in an aquarium type situation, while Wyatt and I just watched.

RED SAUCE

I’d promised the girls I’d come home to make my grandmother’s pasta sauce on Sunday, so that’s what I did. Here’s the thing about making my Grandmother’s sauce. It’s not even my favorite pasta sauce, but when I form the meatballs, sauté the salt pork with onions and sausage, pour in the the pureed tomatoes from the blender, add the sugar and bay leaf and let it simmer for a couple hours, it always reminds me of my grandmother and Spaghetti Sundays at her house. The funny thing is, it’s really the smell of it, more than the taste, that gets me. When we walked into her house as children, arriving with our parents in our 70’s brown station wagon, we were greeted by the smell of that sauce and my grandmother and aunts in the kitchen. They were always happy to see us, wanted to kiss us and feed us; we felt loved. Jeff Smith, aka The Frugal Gourmet, said on his show: “Sometimes we just need to cook the dishes of our childhood to remember.” I would venture to say, this is one of those times.

Spaghetti Sunday.

The memory of what we ate as a child forms a sort of patriotism that lasts throughout our life.

Jeff Smith

Emma made an Eggplant Parmesan for our meal, which was very impressive as it is a labor of love; it turned out great. I made penne pasta, served with meatballs and sausage (spicy and sweet), salad with garbanzo beans and onions and Italian bread. For dessert, I tried out my new ice cream maker (a late-arriving Mother’s Day gift) and made Pistachio ice cream. It turned out great and I’m already dreaming up other kinds of ice creams to make. Lemon, Coffee, lavender ice cream, Mango or Cherry Sorbet? Emma said her boyfriend Guillermo said my sauce was the best he’d ever eaten and wants to know when the next Spaghetti Sunday is going to be.

On TV, I’ve been watching reruns of Frankie and Grace, with Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and also binge-watched a show called Catastrophe on Amazon Prime. I discovered it when listening to Desert Island Discs, when they interviewed the writer/actress of the series, whose name is Sharon Horgan. It’s about an English schoolteacher who has a fling with an American ad man visiting and she ends up pregnant. He moves to England and they start a life together and the series is about their adventures, which are less catastrophic than relatable. There are 4 seasons and Carrie Fisher makes a cameo as his mother. The two lead actors co-wrote the series and I found it to be a hysterical, if somewhat raunchy show. I need a good laugh right now and this one fits the bill for me.

I finished sending my photo cards with the Emily Dickinson quote about Hope to all the Active members in my Pinecrest Garden Club; there were about 100 members. Then I had to decide if I wanted to keep going and send them to the Associate members as well. Like Forest Gump, I decided “For no particular reason, to just keep on going.” Of course, I did actually have a particular reason and that was to uplift and encourage my fellow garden club members to stay hopeful. And some of the Associate Members are actually good friends, like Tami.

BLUE WITHOUT WYATT

After waiting for months, I finally got refunded for Disney tickets I’d purchased for A.J. Wyatt and I back in February. We were supposed to go in March, but those plans got scrapped into the junkyard of broken dreams. They’ve been gone in North Carolina more than a week and I miss them! Face Time is no replacement for Face to Face, but while in the car the other day he did tell me: “Guess what? I got monkeys today. Not just monkeys, but Sea Monkeys!” Oh man, is he going to be disappointed! They have been staying at his other grandmother’s (Lela’s) house in Banner Elk and he also whispered to me: “Where we’re staying is kind of like a castle.”

We also got refunded for our American Airline flight to D.C. I’d gotten “fully refundable tickets” but according to the person I talked to at American Airlines, hardly any tickets are actually “fully refundable” and the only reason I got refunded is because they changed the departure time by more than two hours. We’re now driving instead.

I long to travel again!

RED STATE

Lauren found out last week that her Fall classes at Georgetown Law are going to be entirely remote, a real bummer. It’s hard to move to a new town to start a new school, but then to have to classes remotely where you can’t meet fellow students, very hard. I’m now planning our Road Trip to the surrounding states and had a couple of my old Book Club friends give me some traveling tips on Baltimore and Delaware, which was helpful. Thanks Beth and Mireya! Luckily, none of the states we’re visiting have restrictions on visitors coming from our bright red state of Florida, branded like like the Scarlet F. I probably just won’t mention where I’m from on our travels.

Hampton’s designer Tom Samet posted on Instagram: “August. The Sunday of summer” and I like that idea. June is frantic with end-of-the-year programs and school coming to an end (normally), July you’re in the thick of it (with vacations normally), but August is relaxing, mellow and fully into summer mode, even in these abnormal times. Instead of the Days of Wine and Roses, I think August will be my summer of ice cream making (and eating). Luckily, even if I have to wear a bathing suit, it will be in my own back yard and no one will see me. And, truth to tell, I didn’t dispose of ALL my Sour Dough Starters. There was one I’d kept alive in the Key Largo fridge that I started feeding again and now it’s back in Miami.

The last starter standing.

So I guess I haven’t given up all hope. And as Martha would say:”It’s a good thing”.

I used to rule my world from a pay phone, Ships out on the sea But now times are rough and I’ve had enough, Can’t explain the likes of me. But there’s this one particular harbor, So far and yet so near Where I see the days, As they fade away and finally disappear.

One Particular Harbor by Jimmy Buffet

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Eggplant and Egg Hacks

So, I came to Miami at lunchtime Monday and opened the freezer to see what we had to heat up. A package of Trader Joe’s Spicy Thai Eggplant was staring at me; it had been in the freezer for a while and I had been avoiding it. Resigned due to lack of choices, I heated it up in the microwave (6 minutes, plus 2 minutes to rest) and was surprised to discover it was delicious! Sweet, spicy, with nice hunks of eggplant, flecks of red chili pepper and Thai basil leaves strewn throughout. Now, I wouldn’t call this dish a meal. It’s definitely more of a side dish, but with some steamed jasmine rice and a chicken or beef satay, it would make quite a nice dinner. You could add fried, baked or grilled tofu for protein if you’re avoiding meat. It’s only $3.49 and is 100 calories per serving.

Another discovery I made this week is about cooking eggs. I’ve been on an egg kick lately and I usually go with over-easy eggs in the morning, but over-easy isn’t as easy as it’s name. Often, when I flip the egg over to cook the top (and avoid salmonella), the egg sticks and breaks, which is obviously a small tragedy in the breakfast world. The solution this problem is normally to add a pat of butter to fry the top in, so the egg top doesn’t stick, but even that doesn’t always work and adds more calories. So, the other day, I decided to try a trick I saw Bobby Flay use on cheeseburgers, to melt the cheese and keep the patty moist. The trick was to add a tablespoon of water to the pan, then put a lid on it to steam the top. It worked like a charm!

So, when your egg is fried to your liking on the bottom (over medium-high heat), but the top is still clear and glistening with egg white, add a tablespoon of water, put a lid on (mine was clear so I could monitor the progress) and after 20 to 30 seconds, remove the lid. The top of you egg will be cooked perfectly, the yolk will still be runny and the egg will release easily from the pan. Genius!

Fried egg, steamed on top.
Fried egg, perfect yolk.

This is So 2020

If 2020 was a VHS tape, I’d like to press the rewind button to January.

What could we have done differently to prevent this whole fiasco? Plenty, methinks. I have heard so many people who THINK they already had the virus in January or February, even though they weren’t tested, because it was before COVID was a news item. Is this paranoia common in 2020? Or is it justified? I also know of a lot of people, who have suddenly decided to move from their house, city, state, job, you name it. The self-reflection forced upon us in Pandemic quarantine has brought plenty of radical changes.

My favorite neighbor Maggie has moved to Coconut Grove. I’m happy for her as she embarks on this new chapter of her life, but I will miss her. I didn’t get a chance to really say goodbye, since I’m down (up?) in the Keys. Not that I could’ve hugged her, at any rate. And after being in the Keys alone for so long, I’ve started to veer into a weird territory- growing scallion ends and succulents, researching recipes for pickled watermelon rind and taking photos of mushrooms growing in my condo development to see if they’re edible. If the Pandemic doesn’t get me, the mushrooms may.

And Wyatt’s gone for a week, so I miss him.

It seems people are divided in our country on many fronts. One example is the working vs. not working camps; this even comes into play in my own family. My son Christopher is a welder in Tallahassee, his wife Courtney a Labor and Delivery Nurse in a hospital. When I Face Timed with them last week, Christopher told me he only worked 25 hours the week before. Courtney, on the other hand, is working more than ever. Her hospital has always been understaffed, but added to that now is people out sick with COVID or awaiting results from COVID, and they’re severely understaffed. She’s working her a** off and she’s pregnant! My son wants more work, but it’s not there. The situation is frustrating and it seems, no one’s happy.

My friend Katy is a server at Disney World and was one of the “lucky” ones hired back recently. But instead of her normal 6 hour shifts, on different days, she now has 12 hour shifts, four days in a row. And she has to wear, not only a mask, but a plastic face shield while serving Disney diners- she’s on her feet all day and she’s my age (60). Not easy! But when the 7000 Disney employees who got hired back complained about the working conditions in an online chat group, the 12,000 who haven’t been hired back said: “Stop complaining. At least you have a job!” And the $600 a week unemployment boost by the government, to help citizens in the Pandemic, ends at the end of this month.

Apparently, lingerie sales are up 50% in the Pandemic. Not in this household. Mumus and yoga clothes are still in steady rotation. We’ve been looking into buying a boat this summer (a dream of ours for a while), but apparently they’re a hot commodity right now, since everyone wants to be out on the water, socially distancing. Since being in the Keys for a month straight, I’ve started noticing things here that need to be fixed/organized/replaced, so I’ve made some Amazon purchases, delivered to the Keys. All my kitchen appliances are original, from the 90’s, so I’m thinking about replacing them, especially my Hotpoint microwave, which I feel must have been a prototype for microwaves. There’s no turntable that spins and when I put my coffee in to heat it up, the mug comes out hot, the coffee cold, so besides being ineffective, I worry about getting zapped with radioactive waves.

At home, our roof is still not fixed, but they have found the leak, thank God. The deck guy I got to install our deck was cheaper than the rest (originally), but he underestimated the size of the deck, so I had to pay him $2000 more. And when the contractor pulled up the deck, they found he had screwed the faux wood panels into the roof, which caused our roof to leak, so my “cheap” deck is going to end up costing me a fortune. Lesson learned.

My week of meals down in the Keys ended up being (at least somewhat) the way I envisioned them. Monday I made shrimp ceviche, a Cotsco recipe (Ceviche Salad with Avocado, Cilantro and Green Chile) since I had all the ingredients already. I wanted to give a little oomph, so mixed a simple mashed avocado sauce to put on top, along with sriracha (for color and heat). I also wanted a little crunch to my salad, so heated a flour tortilla in the cast iron skillet to go with it and sliced it into wedges. Yummy and pretty healthy.

Shrimp Ceviche.

Tuesday, I stuck with my normal Num Thai take-out, with an order of crispy duck and stuffed tuna. I’d read about the stuffed tuna on Yelp. It’s basically a slice of ahi tuna wrapped around crabmeat tossed in spicy mayo and it was as good as Yelped about. I fufilled my fantasy of grilled teriyaki chicken and corn on Thursday night. Zeke always accuses me of trying to “man his grill”, so this was my chance to man it myself. It turned out fantastic, but prefer boiled corn to grilled, even with the wasabi butter I slathered it with, to keep with the Asian theme.

On Wednesday, I made a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Muenster cheese, guava preserves and arugula, on fresh rye bread. My Mom always used Muenster cheese for making grilled cheese sandwiches when I was growing up; it melts perfectly. The secret to getting a golden crust on the sandwich was spreading mayo on the bread (neat trick!); the preserves and arugula took it from a Ho Hum grilled cheese to Heck, yea! I served it with some quinoa bean salad my neighbor in the Key’s had dropped off for me. It was an easy, comforting dinner.

I also made Key Lime Bars with Vanilla Wafer Crust (a NYT Food recipe), just because I felt like it. It was basically a Key Lime Pie in bar form, but the vanilla wafer crust was kind of genius. It made the crust crunchier, and unlike the crumbly, graham cracker crust with a hint of cinnamon, focuses the palate on the intense Key Lime filling. Zeke loved them.

While I’ve been hunkered down in the Keys, Zeke has been in Miami whipping up gourmet meals for Rachel and, sometimes, Lauren. When I complained that he never whipped up these creative (or basically any) meals for me, he came down to the Keys equipped with a very fancy Coquille St. Jacques recipe (Ina Garten). He sautéed shallots with brandy and cream; it smelled heavenly. Best of all, this scallop recipe can be made ahead, stored in the fridge and baked later, which is what we did. He served it with rice and it was delicious. Saturday night, Zeke grilled a stuffed pork chop and served it with a Dijon, maple sauce. I made roasted Brussel Sprouts with balsamic vinegar to go with it. Both meals were winners and much appreciated.

We ate lunch at Mrs. Mac’s on Friday, which felt like Saturday all day because Zeke came down on Thursday. We sat outside (of course) and each got a cup of their Conch Chowder and split the Superfish Sandwich with onion rings. It came with grilled yellowtail snapper, sliced tomato, Swiss cheese and 1000 island dressing, on grilled whole wheat bread. It was really good and the service is always attentive and friendly at Mrs. Mac’s, a true local gem.

I can’t really complain about being quarantined in the Keys, as I’ve always wanted to seclude myself here and just write. Now I have the perfect excuse. I’ve been walking every day, reading a Travis McGee murder mystery (Bright Orange For the Shroud) and watching Chef’s Table, the ABC Murders and Clueless (25 year anniversary) on T.V. I’d like to paddleboard but I’m deathly afraid of sharks. I realize the chance of me getting bit by a shark is one in 3.75 million, but I feel like if it was ever going to happen, this would be the year. And Natalie Wood was deathly afraid of drowning, and you know how that ended.

I’m lucky I have a pool to swim in, as it seems to be the most desirable home luxury to have this summer. I was reading an article on The Skimm about how “Inflatable Pools are the Official Symbol of America’s Lost Summer.” The article said, about people ordering inflatable pools, if this Summer has a theme it would be: “It’s Better Than Nothing.” People are making do, doing without, realizing this might be as good as it gets, especially since Americans are allowed to travel like, nowhere. The article ended with “It’s 2020. Take a nice dip in all of your abandoned dreams.”

I’d been planning a Road Trip to visit my Mom’s condo in Steamboat Springs, Colorado with my Mom, A.J. and Wyatt. We were going to drive there, fly back, but after knowing a couple people who got, or were exposed to COVID on flights, I really didn’t think it was the right time to be flying. Especially with my eighty-something year old mom. And, Zeke and I were going to fly up to D.C. with Lauren to get her set up in her apartment to start Georgetown Law School in August, but now we’ve decided to drive instead. After dropping Lauren off, Zeke and I are going to knock off three more states on my Bucket List- West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware.

The expression “There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” has been on my mind a lot lately. It’s a grisly little saying and while I have no desire to skin a cat, it’s just kind of been my theme for 2020. Because if this year has taught us anything, it’s how to pivot on a dime. If you can’t go on an Alaskan cruise this summer (like I was supposed to), vacay in the Keys, if you don’t have a pool at home, buy an inflatable one, if you can’t fly somewhere, drive and, if you don’t have a boat, paddleboard instead. Just watch out for sharks!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Brody (aka Roy Schneider) in Jaws.

Up Next: Key West Food Tour Seafood Lover’s Tour and Best Melting Cheeses.

Balsamic Brown Butter Ravioli

If I had to pick my favorite pasta, it would have to be filled pasta, whether ravioli, tortellini or agnolotti. This is probably some kind of sacrilege to my Italian heritage, as I never remember eating any of these at my Nanny’s house for Spaghetti Sunday’s, but there you have it. Apparently I’m an Italian heretic. Filled pasta, whether stuffed with cheese, meat, lobster or (my favorite) pumpkin, is simple delicious, soul-warming, comfort food; it doesn’t need much accompaniment other than a simple sauce.

My husband Zeke and I went to Italy a couple years ago with a great deal I found on Travelzoo– a week in Tuscany, with a rent-a-car, breakfast every morning and round-trip airfare, for less than $1000 a person. We picked up our car in Milan, drove to Tuscany and stopped in Bologna to eat lunch at a restaurant that I’d read about in a Bon Appetit. The restaurant was in a house and you could see the mom (or nona) in the back kitchen, rolling the pasta dough with a rolling pin. I couldn’t make up my mind between the ricotta and pumpkin tortellini in cream sauce, so the waitress suggested I get both. It was the best meal of that trip and one I will never forget.

Note my camera strap. Yikes!

I’ve never attempted to make my own stuffed pasta from scratch, as I find the ones found in the freezer section are quite good. Trader Joe’s has an interesting variety of raviolis such as: Ricotta with lemon zest, Sweet Corn, Burrata and Basil, Roasted Cauliflower and Cheese, and Butternut Squash. Of course, the selection depends of when you visit and if they are stocked with the particular frozen items. It’s a bit of a crap shoot with Trader Joe’s.

I recently picked up a package of Rana Mushroom and Cheese Ravioli at Publix that were delicious. Honestly, I could have eaten them plain, but this recipe from the Serve It Up! cookbook, takes it to another level. The browned butter gives it a nuttiness, the balsamic vinegar a sweetness and the nuts, a crunch, that makes for one flavor-packed ravioli dish. Also, on the plus side, it’s ready in no time with a minimum of fuss.

This recipe was contributed by Ellen Hamlin, a friend of my sister Kelley’s from Our Lady of Lourdes high school. I don’t use all the butter (it’s a stick!) and didn’t have walnuts, so substituted pistachios. Almonds, pine nuts and hazelnuts, all favorites in Italy, would also work nicely. I skipped the Parmesan cheese and topped mine with chopped scallions, but chopped parsley or basil would also be good, depending on the type of ravioli.

Balsamic Brown Butter Ravioli

1 stick butter 1/3 cup roughly chopped walnuts, toasted 2 Tablespoons balsamic vinegar salt and pepper, to taste 1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese 18-20 ounces ravioli

Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat, reduce to a simmer and cook according to the package directions, while tender but still firm. Drain and place in bowl.

In a medium saucepan, cook the butter over medium heat, stirring occasionally. When the foam subsides and the butter begins to turn golden brown (about 3 minutes), turn off the heat. Let it cool about one minute and then stir in the balsamic vinegar. Stand back, as it will bubble up. Taste and season as necessary.

Transfer the ravioli to the saucepan with the balsamic brown butter, sprinkle with walnuts and parmesan cheese and serve immediately. Great with a salad and crusty Italian bread.

Up Next: Key West Food Tours

Wednesday’s Child

I’ve diagnosed myself with an unfortunate condition.

It’s called Doomscrolling. While, I didn’t used to be a cell phone addict- often (unlike my American Express card) I would leave home without it- lately, I’m constantly on it, reading all sorts of Bad News. Of course, there’s the latest coronavirus stats- 62, 198 new cases on July 19th, a 35% rise in cases. 412 new deaths, a 64% rise in cases, but also the map, where Florida blows up in red (as one of the worst states for COVID-19) and the chart that show in which states the cases are rising fastest. Today, at least, Florida is not one of those states, but that’s probably because we already have so many cases.

Then, of course, I have to read articles about different politician’s reaction to the crisis, some claiming everything’s great, no problem here ( Wizard of Oz), or, conversely, the world is coming to an end, we’re all doomed to die (Wicked Witch), according to which party you’re listening to. Not content with that, I will read articles about people who’ve had coronavirus and their horrible experiences with it, like the one I just read of a woman who had a “mild case” but has had “burning lungs and exhaustion for weeks.” And, I’m addicted to articles listing the symptoms of the coronavirus, just to make sure I’m not displaying any of them. I take a whiff of lavender every morning to make sure I can still smell, right after I read the (bad) news on my phone.

There are the depressing articles about all the businesses that have closed, or are closing, due to the fall out of the Pandemic. Videos of Karens harrassing various people for various reasons, in various places that I must watch. Confrontations between owners of businesses or customers, who believe in the efficacy of masks, versus those that don’t. Once I start reading these dark and stormy articles, I can’t stop. I start reading articles about the latest grisly murder, reports on violent clashes between protestors and police and even random shark and alligator attacks on innocent victims. Why not? I’ve already gone down that dark rabbit hole, may as well hop in with both feet.

While I used to only read the news in the morning, and check my phone for new articles once or twice a day, it has now turned into an obsession. I’m checking my phone when I’m walking, doing housework, watching T.V., in the car, waiting somewhere, in the tub and (nighty night) right before I go to bed. The only time I’m not checking it is when I’m actually talking on the phone. According to an article I read in the New York Times, screen time in the Pandemic has jumped at least 50% and this gruesome addiction to Bad News can take a major toll on our mental and physical well-being.

The solution? Set aside certain times to read the news and set a timer so you don’t fall down that rabbit hole. When the buzzer goes off, stop reading. Also, they suggest setting up a schedule for your day, including things like exercising, meditating and Zoom meetings. Having a support group of friends to be able to talk about your fears and concerns (like my Book Club) and/or having Virtual Happy Hours (like my Coronavirus Go Away Group) to connect with freinds, is helpful in combating Doomscrolling. Like all addictions, we’re obviously doing it because were getting something out of it, but what? Control over a situation that seems helpless? While I do think information is power, after a while, it turns into something else that is not helpful in the least.

So what Bad News have I heard this week? K-Pauls, the famous New Orleans restaurant started by K Paul who introduced his upscale Cajun cuisine to the world, has closed. Zeke and I went there a couple years ago, when we were in town for the Jazz Fest and, while I loved the food and the atmosphere, the staff was what I really remember. We asked if we could meet the chef and they took us into the kitchen to say thanks for our dinner and take a photo. It really seemed like a family at K-Pauls and the world will miss this famous and iconic restaurant.

Finally found the photo from K-Pauls!

Ortanique, the grand dame of Cuisine of the Sun on Miracle Mile, has also announced it is closing. I loved going to Ortanique for it’s delicious Caribbean food, drinks and welcoming atmosphere. It always felt like a special occasion when you walked in the door and sat at the table with the white tablecloth and colorful, orange rimmed plates. We celebrated high school graduations, wedding anniversaries, Miami Spices and dinners before plays at Ortanique. Cindy Hutson is a South Florida culinary legend and pioneer; Ortanique will be sorely missed.

I’ve been in the Keys, basically since the end of June, save for a quick trip home to pick up some stuff. Cases in the Keys have ticked up and some local restaurants that re-opened recently, have since closed down, due to staff members contracting COVID-19. These include: the Pilot House, Ballyhoos, Alfredo’s, Lazy Lobster, Ziggy and Mad Dogs and Lorelie. The median age of coronavirus cases in Florida is now 39, making younger people (you know you’re old when 40 is young) the prime spreading suspects. Also, I got an e-mail from my condo saying Dengue fever has arrived in the Keys, with the 11 cases carried by mosquitos, all in Key Largo! Can’t a girl catch a break?

On my very short visit home at lunchtime, to grab medicine and feed my sour dough (I need to let that go) there were fruit flies congregating in our kitchen. Zeke blamed them on me, which makes no sense, since I haven’t been home in weeks. He filled glasses with apple cider vinegar and set them out around the kitchen, so there were glasses full of dead fruit flies all over. Gross! The highlight of my trip home was getting Ghee Indian Kitchen take-out, although it was a strange experience.

You have to order and pay online with a credit card, making it easy and contactless. I ordered Pork Vindaloo, which came with Basmati rice, Grain naan bread, a Taj Mahal beer and mango pickles. I left a generous tip and went to pick it up. I parked and walked to Ghee, wearing a mask. When I got to the restaurant’s locked door, a guy inside pointed to the sign out front, with an aggravated face. It said “We are currently closed for dine-in. Please feel free to order take out from our website.” I called the number on the door and said:

Hey, I ordered take-out online and I’m standing outside your door.

The same guy that pointed to the sign, came out with a paper bag, all smiles. “Gina?” “Yes.” I took my bag and left. Wouldn’t you think if someone ordered take-out and a person showed up outside your restaurant, you might think that the person waiting outside is the same person who ordered take-out? Like 2 + 2 = 4?

Anyway- I ate a slice of naan on the way back to the Keys and saved the rest of Ghee take-out for dinner. It was wrapped nicely, in paper foil and was delicious, with relatively large portions. The pork was fall-apart tender and soaked in the spicy, rich vindaloo sauce with sweet potato chunks. The rice was perfectly cooked and I loved the nut naan, but the mango pickles were definitely funky. They must be an acquired taste, as they tasted oily, salty and beer-like to me.

Most of my meals this week were simple food I prepared myself, or leftovers. I did make the Hillstone Thai Beef and Noodle Salad recipe I listed in a previous post on Monday. It was excellent. A.J. and Wyatt came down Wednesday and we went to dinner at Snooks, right near our condo. We sat at a table by the band (one guy). Wyatt said “I’ll have lemonade and shrimp” to the waitress when she arrived to take our order, and that was that. I like a man who knows what he wants, even if he’s only four.

I then had Wyatt for a mini Gigi camp, from Thursday to Saturday. Zeke came down Friday to help. We got pizza for dinner Friday night (Upper Crust) and took him to lunch (Sharkey’s) Saturday. He was “starving” and almost had a meltdown when they didn’t have pasta, but settled on the kid’s shrimp and fries. The Sharkey’s menu now is a code in a lucite frame on the table; you scan it with your phone and the menu pops up. My Jerked Pork Tacos with plantains were delicious and Zeke got a Havana Torta of roasted pork, ham, cheese, pickles, and banana pepper mustard sauce, which seems like a straight-up Cuban sandwich to me, although on different bread.

While I’ve been eating out on a semi-regular basis, it’s mostly been outside which I felt fine with, but I just read an article (see?) from Fodor’s asking servers if they think it’s safe to eat in restaurants now. Many felt they were working in an “unsafe environment”, with no temperatures being taken and precautions not as strict as they should be. So, their answer to if it was safe to eat out during this Pandemic was a resounding “no”. I do feel restaurants in the Keys seem to be stretched thin, with many servers not returning to work, leading to staff shortages. Under these conditions, safety (like spraying down tables and washing hands) may fall to the wayside, when you’re “in the weeds” and just trying to get food and drink out to tables. I’m sure it varies from restaurant to restaurant, but for now it has me re-thinking my dining out habits.

Trader Joe’s is feeling the heat for some of their product branding. Trader Jose’s (Mexican), Trader Ming’s (Chinese) and Trader Giotto’s (Italian) are under fire for promoting ethnic stereotypes. I’ve always found that these names were tongue-in-cheek, but I’m sure the creative minds at Trader Joe’s (love their flyers!) will come up with something witty and inoffensive in their place. The Pillsbury Dough Boy could be the next character to bite the dust, because of, you know- obesity. Commercials have the nerve to point out his pudginess by poking his fluffy, white belly; the poor little guy, oblivious to the ridicule, even giggles! Fat shaming is not ok, but I also feel that having a pudgy character made of dough probably isn’t the best promotion of your product.

Dream dinners for me this week: grilled sweet corn and teriyaki chicken, cold gazpacho, shrimp ceviche, chickpea salad on whole wheat bread and slick Vietnamese summer rolls, filled with veggies and served with a mint dipping sauce. All washed down with a glass of frose. I got two cards from Pinecrest Garden Club members this week that I’d sent cards to, so my small act of kindness is being payed forward. I am saving all of the cards I receive during this time to remind me of what we went through in this unprecedented time and how random acts of kindness helped us get to the other side.

I watched Mucho, Mucho Amor, a documentary about the famous astrologer Walter Mercado. I thought it was just ok, but it was neat to see one of the last scenes, where he attended the opening of History Miami’s exhibit about him. The much beloved Mercado said it was the highlight of his life and died two months later, in Puerto Rico. One movie I don’t recommend is The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. I promised Wyatt we would make some Jiffy Pop popcorn (remember that?) and watch a movie of his choice. As we scrolled through Netflix recommendations, he stopped me at Shark Boy and said that was what he wanted to watch. “Is it good?” I asked.

Well, I like it but I don’t know if you will, Gigi.

Wyatt

Such a sweetie! I texted A.J. to ask her about it after I had started it. “Oh, it’s terrible,” she said. Despite having some pretty big stars in it- like George Lopez, Kristin Davis (SATS) and Taylor Lautner (Twilight)- it was quite terrible, but of course I didn’t let Wyatt know that. Just don’t ever make me watch it again.

Good News! I got asked to nominate myself for the Yelp Elite Squad (YES). The Yelp Miami Community Director said my “awesome reviews caught her eye” and she thinks I would be a perfect fit for YES. “As an Elite, you’ll be invited to attend exclusive parties and events that Yelp throws at local restaurants, bars, shows, gyms, galleries and boutiques all over town.” Of course, right now, none of that is happening, but I’m still excited to possibly be in this “Elite” group. And, one day, things will be back to normal, or at least some version of normality. Fingers crossed.

Since I’ve mostly been subsisting on take-out and leftovers, I will share this tidbit of how to best re-heat leftover pizza from The Kitchn. Place pizza in a heated skillet on medium low heat for 2 minutes, then add two drops of water to the skillet (not right next to slice), reduce heat to low and cook for one minute. I tried it yesterday and, while it did result in a great crunchy crust, the top of the pizza didn’t get hot enough, so I would probably put it in the microwave for about 10 seconds before proceeding with the rest of the recipe.

So stop Doomscrolling! Keep eating good food (even if you have to cook it yourself) and stay safe out there!

You know the day destroys the night

Night divides the day

Tried to run, tried to hide

Break on through to the other side.

The Doors

Up Next: An Easy Dinner and Key West Seafood Lovers Food Tour.

Mango Mania

If you are lucky enough to have a mango tree, summer is a heavenly time of year in Miami. When my Dad decided to plant a mango tree at his home in Gables By The Sea, he went to my sister Elise’s friend Blair, whose family used to own Four Fillies Farm, and sampled many varieties of mangoes she brought from her childhood home. He found a favorite (Haden), planted it and reaped the benefits (while chasing away hungry squirrels) for many years.

Elise and my Dad planting a mango tree in Gables by the Sea.

While there are more than a 1000 varieties of mangoes growing all over the world, we in South Florida are lucky as it is one of the “meccas of mangoes due to our year round temperate climate”, according to Wikipedia. Most of the mangoes found in the grocery store today can be traced to a mango tree Captain John Haden planted in Coconut Grove in 1902. Although he died the following year, his widow Florence tended the tree until it fruited in 1910. Most of the mangoes varieties grown in Florida are either direct, or indirect descendants of that first Haden tree.

When I decided to get a mango tree, I took a similar tact to my Dad’s. I attended the Fairchild Tropical Garden Mango Festival and sampled a wide variety of mangoes in the Tasting Room. The Mallika mango, a sweet and creamy dessert mango from India, was my favorite. It’s is actually a hybrid of two mango varieties (Neelum and Dasheri) and was developed in India’s national breeding company in the ’70’s. I didn’t care about that, only that it tasted delicious. There was no turpentine taste or stringy fibers in my Mallika.

I planted it in my backyard and waited patiently until it fruited. It took a couple years. I also watched it anxiously, from my son’s bedroom window, as Hurricane Irma wreaked havoc in our yard in 2017. Luckily, it survived, while leaning quite a bit to one side. We propped it up and it recuperated. Last year, I had an abundance of Mallikas. This year, I’ve only had three. A couple got eaten by squirrels, I picked one too green that never ripened, gave one to my son in Tallahassee, so in the end, I only sampled one Mallika mango! These mangos differ from others like Hadens, as they never develop that beautiful bright orange and red color on the outside when ripe. These pendulous, tear-drop shaped mangoes turn slightly yellow on the outside, but inside are a brilliant, yellow-orange hue.

If you have an excess of mangoes, due to having trees in your yard or getting gifted with mangoes from friends or neighbors, here are some recipes to use up those mangos. The easiest recipe I offer is for mango salsa. It’s great on cooked fish and shrimp, but also works well on roast chicken or pork. It could also be used on seafood, pork or black bean tacos or as a healthy dip with tortilla chips. Blue chips offer a nice contrast to the orange salsa.

Grilled shrimp, rice with Mango Salsa.

Mango Salsa

3 ripe mangoes, diced with juices

1/2 cup red onion, chopped

1/4 cup cilantro, chopped

1 jalapeno or serrano pepper, seeded and minced

1 large lime, juiced (1/4 cup)

salt to taste

Combine all ingredients. Add salt to taste. (If you don’t like cilantro or spicy, eliminate those ingredients.)

This recipe is from Serve it Up!, a fundraising cookbook for Autism I helped put together with my friend and fellow tennis player Sharon Williams. Sharon is an excellent cook and tennis player; she is especially known for her baked goods. My sister Kelley made several batches of this mango bread to give to friends and family as a way of reaching out with the Pandemic and everyone loved them. The oil in the recipe makes this loaf very moist.

Mango Bread Makes 2 loaves

2 cup all purpose flour

2 tsp. baking soda

1/2 tsp. salt

1 tsp. cinnamon

1/2 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg

1 cup sugar

1 cup brown sugar

3 eggs

2 cups ripe mango, diced with liquids

1 cup vegetable oil

1 tsp. vanilla

Optional: 1/2 cup raisins, 1/2 cup chopped nuts, 1/2 cup shredded coconut

In a large mixing bowl, combine all ingredients. Mix just until combined. Pour into two greased loaf pans, or a bundt cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 to 50 minutes or until a toothpick comes clean.

Mangoes can also be frozen and saved for future use; I often use them in smoothies. They are also an unusual and welcome addition to salads. See my previous post on Houston’s Thai Steak and Noodle Salad to see how I used the one Mallika mango I harvested. I also made a wonderful mango, burrata, hazelnut and arugula salad with balsamic glaze last year from a recipe (Love thy Carrot website by Marla Hetzman) that originally called for grilled peaches. I find mangoes can pretty much be substituted for peaches in most recipes.

Mango, Buratta, hazelnut and arugula salad.

Up Next: Key West Food Tour Seafood Lover’s Tour

I’ve Seen Fire and I’ve Seen Rain

Our roof is still leaking. The contractor thought he’d found the problem with the leak in the dining room and said it was an easy fix, until… it kept raining, kept leaking and it’s actually not fixed at all. We were worried it might have happened when we got a deck installed over the roof last year, so were relieved to find it was an “easy fix”. But now it seems that the deck may have been the problem, so we’ll probably have to pull it up to fix the roof, an expensive and time-consuming prospect, and then re-install the deck. So, back to square one.

And it seems Florida, particularly Miami, is back to square one in controlling the Coronavirus Pandemic, which is rushing through our state like a wildfire, with no end in sight. It’s hit a bit too close to home for me, so I’ve decided to quarantine in Key Largo, for the time being. Even though COVID cases in the Keys rose exponentially since they opened to non-residents, it’s still a lot less cases than Miami, where the positivity rate last week was 28%! We’re currently the epicenter of the United States for coronavirus cases. Also, hospital ICU’s in Miami are getting filled to capacity and coronavirus deaths are reaching an all time high in our state. Unbearably sad, especially if it was preventable.

At the (now closed) movie theatre in Key West.

Remember in the beginning when everything shut down, it seemed so scary and weird and unbelievable? We all wandered around like zombies in a bad B movie, wondering what was true, what was false and, most importantly, how long it would last. And now, four months later, everything seems worse than ever; it feels like those months of hunkering down, quarantining and sacrifice were for naught. Like, why did we do all that then, if we’re back here now? Getting tested is a Herculean effort and test results take from 5 to 7 business days, making contact tracing a joke. It’s depressing, that’s for sure.

Zeke and I went to Key West to celebrate his birthday and ate most of our meals out. This didn’t really feel too dangerous, since we mostly ate outside, but about half the people walking down Duval didn’t have masks, even though they were mandated. Mandating mask-wearing without enforcement seems a futile effort. In Steamboat Springs, where my Mom has a condo, they slap you with a $5000 fine for not wearing a mask. I think if they have police officers stationed at the beginning and end of Duval, handing out $1000 fines to non-maskers, most people would re-think their constitutional rights to be mask-less.

The first place we hit in Key West was Pepe’s for Happy Hour. We’d heard they had great deals on drinks and raw oysters (1/2 off), so we got a dozen each. The large, briny oysters came with Pepe’s sauce in oyster shells, that was more chunky salsa than cocktail sauce, with saltines, horseradish and lime wedges. I liked the sauce (they also had 4 hot sauces on the table), the oysters were delicious and Pepe’s atmosphere is funky and fun with good service. My margarita with fresh lime juice was fine, but I’ve yet to find a great margarita in the Florida Keys. The best one I ever had was at Bumby’s, now closed. I could write a book on my quest for a decent margarita in the Keys, but I digress.

Pepe’s Cafe Happy Hour 4-6 p.m. Fresh Margaritas Baked and Raw oysters on the 1/2 shell 806 Caroline Street

From there we made the short walk to A & B Lobster House in the Historic Seaport section. We’d made reservations to sit outside, but it was so bloody hot, we requested to sit inside and were accommodated. A & B reminds me kind of Joe’s Stone Crab, with white table cloths, dark wood paneling, terrazzo floors and seasoned waiters. If you sit by the window, or outside, there’s a lovely view of the water (try to go at sunset) and they have a cool, retro bar (Berlin’s) that was empty. Our waiter made some recommendations for appetizers and entrees, as well giving us his opinion on shutting down the Keys to tourists (he was against it). We got one appetizer and entree, split them both with a bottle of wine and some of their excellent warm, sourdough bread. We got the Lobster and Escargot appetizer and the Grouper Oscar, which has been on the menu since they opened in 1947. They split the entree in the kitchen for us ($6 extra), so it looked pretty and came with extra crabmeat. We loved our meal here.

A & B Lobster House Recommended Dishes: Maine Lobster and Escargot with Puff Pastry, Grouper Oscar 700 Front Street

I skipped breakfast the next day (Zeke got an almond croissant) to leave room for our Key West Food Company Seafood Lover’s Tour, which I will write about later because we made 6 stops! For appetizers, we considered going to Pepe’s again, but decided to try Alonzos Oyster Bar, located underneath A & B Lobster House, on the seaport. We walked in (with masks), sat outside, by the water and incoming boats.

Alonzo’s Oyster Bar is a perfect place to people watch- families walking around the seaport, water sports boats coming in and going out with passengers, and luxurious mega yachts docking with their guests and staff. We ordered a dozen Bluepoint oysters, one of my favorites, which were $2 each on Happy Hour. They were smaller than the oysters at Pepe’s, with a briny, satiny and mild flavor and came with cocktail and mignonette sauce. Their motto is “Fresh as Shuck” and they feature fresh oysters every day. Our waitress was excellent; I highly recommend Alonzo’s Oyster Bar, located on the A & B Marina.

Alonzo’s Oyster Bar Happy Hour 4 – 6:30 p.m. 1/2 off Well Drinks, Beer and Wine by the Glass Tapas Style Appetizers 700 Front Street

We wanted to leave room for dinner, because we were going to 915, a place Zeke had been dying to try for dinner. I’d eaten there before, last year, and while I’d enjoyed the food, the server had been pushy and a bit rude. This time, however, we couldn’t have asked for a more accommodating server (I think he was Australian), who was more than happy to offer recommendations. “I’ll tell you what my favorites are and then, what our most popular dishes are,” he said as we perused the menu with our white wine in hand. As we paused to reflect on what to get with puzzled faces, our waiter said “It’s hard, isn’t it?” Sitting on Duval street, on the porch of a restaurant housed in a quaint house, drinking cold Pinot Gris- not so hard, actually.

Zeke wanted to try the Whole fried Snapper with Thai sauce, that had been recommended by our Seafood Tour Guide that day. I got Mama’s Seafood Soup, a spicy Thai green curry broth, filled with seafood and complex flavors. We split the Ahi Tuna Gravlax appetizer, which is their best selling appetizer. It was thinly sliced tuna in a soy vinaigrette with saffron aioli, sliced jalapeños, radishes and micro greens. It was light, refreshing, full of flavor and texture. We both agreed we loved our meal at 915, wouldn’t have changed at thing and if I went back tomorrow, I’d order the same thing again.

915 Recommended Dishes: Carmelized Brussel Sprouts, Ahi Tuna Gravlax, Homemade Pastas Whole Yellowtail Snapper with Thai sauce, Soul Mama Seafood Soup 915 Duval Street

For breakfast the next morning, we tried Banana Cafe, which was super close to our hotel. I’d eaten there for dinner before, at the Key West Literary Festival Seminar (theme was Food), but they were overwhelmed that night and our food took forever, so it wasn’t a great first impression. I love the French, retro vibe of this place (think Josephine Baker in the 20’s), the lime green walls and staircase with words painted on it, leading upstairs.

We sat at a table near an open screened window and checked out the menu. Our French waitress recommended any of the crepes, since the owner is French, which is exactly what I got. The Inside Out Crepe had eggs, ham, Swiss cheese, carmelized onions and a Key lime hollandaise. It was folded into a rectangle, topped with hollandaise and sprinkled with parsley; the crepe had layers of flavor, with the sweet carmelized onions, salty ham, fluffy crepe and tart hollandaise. It was really good. Zeke got the Belgian Waffle with Bananas, and liked it. The crepes come sweet or savory, the coffee in heavy mugs, the atmosphere relaxed and fun; I loved this spot for breakfast.

Banana Cafe Recommended Dishes: Crepes, Quiches, Belgian Waffle with Bananas 1215 Duval Street

We’d done a bike ride around Key West that morning (a great way to see the island) but I almost passed out from the heat, so when we were in the middle of Duval Street at lunchtime, we went to First Flight instead of original plan of Louie’s Backyard for lunch. First Flight is a cute airline-themed restaurant that’s part of a restaurant group that includes 915 (where we’d eaten the night before) and Bagatelle. It’s located in the old Pan American Airlines headquarters (hence the theme) and used to be Kelly’s restaurant, owned by actress Kelly McGillis, who was married to the mayor of Key West, back in the ’90’s.

It’s now a Brewery and restaurant, piloted by executive chef Brendan Orr, who’s also the chef at 915 and was a sous chef at Louies’s Backyard. They brew the beer, with names like Maverick IPA, Havana Red and Main Squeeze, right on sight. We sat out in an open courtyard and I ordered a flight of beers, which came with three little beers and some oyster crackers. Zeke got his normal order of “the lightest beer you have” and we enjoyed escaping the heat in the garden setting. My Ahi Tuna Poke was very good (although I would’ve like some seaweed salad) and came with crispy won ton chips. Zeke got the Fish Bites Platter, which was tempura battered (tasted like a beer batter) Grouper Cheeks that came a lemon caper tater sauce and red beans and rice. They were golden brown and crunchy on the outside, white and flaky fish on the inside.

First Flight Recommended Dishes: Ahi Tuna Poke, Fish Bites Platter, Beer Happy Hour 4 -6 Deals on Beer, Wine and Food 301 Whitehead Street

We went to Louie’s Backyard for dinner that night, but had to sit inside due to making the reservation so late. I really prefer eating there for lunch outside where you get the beautiful water view, but c’est la vie. Usually, when we try new places on vacation, there are a couple clunkers in the bunch, but not on this trip. Next time, however, I would do the bike ride early (like 7 am) and have breakfast after. I feel the blood rushing to my stomach to digest my crepe, and extreme heat caused me to get light headed and almost eat it in the middle of Key West. Also, June is probably not the best time to visit Key West, FYI. We were just so desperate to get away…

No Name Pub

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention No Name Pub, located in Big Pine Key. We’ve talked about stopping here for a while, but it’s definitely off the beaten path. When you arrive, there’s actually a sign saying “You Found It”. We stopped on the way to Key West for a drink and on the way out for a drink and pizza. The inside is super funky, with neon signs, colored lights and dollar bills stapled to everything, but we opted to sit outside, under a huge chickee hut, built after Hurricane Irma. I had a Red Stripe, Zeke something on draft and we got the Shrimp and Ricotta Pizza, which the waiter recommended. It was delicious- lots of pink Key West Shrimp, creamy ricotta, sliced tomato and spinach smothered in Mozzarella cheese; we had enough leftover to take home. My only complaint is they need to carry our favorite beers from the Florida Keys Brewing Company– Iguana Bait (Zeke) and Spearfish Amber (me). It’s definitely worth a trip out of the way to No Name Pub and you might see some Key deer on the way.

No Name Pub Recommended Dishes: Shrimp and Ricotta Pizza 30813 Watson Boulevard, Big Pine Key

Good News! Niven Patel of Miami’s funky, fresh, Indian restaurant Ghee was named one of Food and Wines Best New Chefs. Unfortunately his restaurant isn’t open for dine-in now (thanks, coronavirus!) but you can get take-out and delivery by Uber Eats. July is National Ice Cream Month, first started in 1984 by Ronald Reagan and some Ice Cream Shops are offering deals. Carvel has buy one get one free Sundaes on Wednesdays in July and Carvel has $1 off any size dipped cones.

Bad News: Starbucks is closing 400 locations over the next 18 months and Dunkin’ Donuts is closing 450 locations by the end of 2020. Neither one of these affects me much, as I don’t go to Starbucks very often and even less to Dunkin’. Plus, the Dunkin’ Donuts being closed are in Speedway Gas Stations and, as a normal rule, I try to avoid eating in gas stations. Fumes and food don’t mix.

Well, toilet paper and flour are back on the shelves, but now it’s impossible to find Clorox wipes, 409 and Fantastic. “I guess people realized it’s not toilet paper we need, but cleaning supplies!” Zeke noted. Yep, now that we can venture out, we need to spray the hell out of surfaces when we return from Germ-City (aka Miami). Although, the way it’s going, we might be forced back into our holes in the near future, so you may want to stock up on TP.

As for me, I’ve been on an egg kick lately. Every day for breakfast I’ve been eating eggs. I think it’s important to listen to what our bodies tell us and lately it’s been telling me it wants protein, protein, protein! It’s also telling me it wants pasta and noodles, greens, healthy fats like avocado and nuts, along with the occasional bowl of Tahitian Vanilla gelato, so there’s a lot going on in my old bod. To keep it in check, I’m walking every day, but now in the Keys. Besides the obvious exercise and mental health benefits, I think the fresh air and sunlight does a body good. Vitamin D people!

And watching the sunset over the tranquil bay in Key Largo is not a bad way to quarantine. But Miami! I feel so bad, but I am planning a couple road trips to get the heck out of Magic City. These days, we’re light on the magic, heavy on the “you know what”. Stay safe out there and keep eating good food (even if you have to make it yourself!)

Up Next: Key West Food Tour and Mango Mania.

Mama Mia (here we go again!)

It seems as if restaurants in Miami just opened, but now, due to the soaring rise of COVID cases, Mayor Gimenez has closed restaurants, along with gyms, fitness centers and short-term rentals. He’s doing it to ensure hospitals don’t get filled to capacity. Apparently the Covid culprits are 18 to 34 year olds partying, without concern for the consequences (or us old people). My husband was talking to a business associate who has a daughter in her twenties and she was saying: “And they’re blaming this on our poor kids.” Please, save me the pity party, because I’m blaming it on them too.

About a month and a half ago, while walking around our neighborhood, my husband and I noticed a ton of little impromptu parties of teenagers, outside or around pools, in our neighborhood. No one was wearing masks. Whether these were graduation parties (as Gimenez has suggested), or just “gettys” that then preceded to move indoors, I don’t know, but it sure didn’t seem safe. Gimenez has also blamed the protests on the rapid spread of COVID 19 in Miami. Florida is constantly in the news now, for all the wrong reasons. We’re the laughing stock of the country, not for hanging chads this time, but for our state of Covidiots. We are a cautionary tale of what not to do.

Of course we re-opened too early, there’s no doubt about it now. And of course, people that were cooped up for months, without contact with friends and family, rushed to go back to the normal socialization we all once knew. We let our guard down, and now we’re paying for it. In spades.

But the restaurants! I feel so bad for them. They were just getting back to normal (albeit the new normal), re-hiring staff, re-ordering food, getting back into the swing of things, even offering Miami Spice for four months straight. And now- who is going to survive this? Which restaurants will still be standing after the smoke clears? Back to take-out and delivery for moi.

Our week started off with a celebration for Zeke’s birthday on Monday. He’d gotten a rotisserie cooker for his grill for Father’s Day and wanted to try it out, so I got a duck and champagne at Publix. We had planned on eating at 7, but unfortunately the duck was still quite frozen when we were supposed to start cooking, so we popped the Champagne at 6 and were all quite tipsy by the time the duck rolled off the grill at 8:30! Nothing like being starving (and slightly smashed) to make a meal taste great.

Lauren had made a cheese plate that we nibbled at with the Champagne for appetizers. Zeke roasted his duck on the grill, letting the duck fat drip into a tray underneath filled with partially cooked and cubed potatoes and sprigs of rosemary. This was a delicious, low cal dish. I made a miso asparagus dish from Joy of Cooking, that was quite nice and bought some French bread to go with dinner. The “very” vanilla cake Zeke requested was a white cake with white buttercream frosting, served with vanilla ice cream. From what I remember, it all was great and we left the next day to Key West, which was my gift to Zeke for his birthday.

We had a Ghost Tour the first night, a Key West Seafood Lover’s Tour the next day and we tried a bunch of new restaurants down at the Southernmost Spot in the US. While we usually have some duds in our experimental dining, in this case, they were all winners. I will write about the restaurants and recommended dishes later, but it was very disconcerting to see so many people (about half) in Key West NOT wearing masks on the streets, even though it was mandatory. There was no one enforcing this rule, however, although apparently Tour Guides and Restaurants can be fined heavily for violating the no-mask rule.

Fourth of July was a bit of a let down, with none of the kids (or grandkid) joining us, because apparently the Keys are “boring” without a boat. I laid in bed most of the day, reading, but did rally to throw together dinner (burgers, corn, baked beans and macaroni salad); we went down to the dock for sunset. We were supposed to go out on someone’s boat to see the fireworks in Key Largo that night, but they were cancelled like 80% of the fireworks across the country. Can we just say Fourth of July 2020 was a dud? It surely was for me. Even the red, white and blue cocktail I attempted to make turned green instead. It also would’ve been my Dad’s 85th birthday.

Speaking of Duds, here’s 2020, so far:

  • Coronavirus
  • Economic Shutdown
  • Record Unemployment
  • Stock Market Plunges
  • Aggressive Rats
  • Murder Hornets
  • Death of George Flyod
  • Protests, Riots, Looting
  • Saharan Dust Cloud
  • UFO’s (in Miami)
  • Locusts in Africa
  • Brain-destroying amoeba in Florida (you might have missed this one)
  • Meth Alligators

Zeke told me about this last one. Apparently it’s happening in Tennessee, where people are flushing drugs, like Meth, down the toilet. The police are claiming that alligators could ingest the drugs and make them hyper-aggressive. And speaking of medicine, a lot of people are having a hard time, mentally, with the Pandemic and it’s consequences. Suicides are up, as is depression and domestic abuse. The trickle-down effect of the Coronavirus seems to be endless.

And normality, even though it was the “new normal”, has just been yanked away from us in Miami. Believe me, I think it was the right call, but it sucks. A fellow Book Club member, who was recovering from an unfortunate accident that involved stitches, had sent out an invite: “I think I have quarantined enough”, to ask if anyone wanted to go to Fiola’s for lunch right before this happened. Restaurants will be closed starting July 8th, although restaurants with outside seating will be permitted to serve, if they can stick to social distancing guidelines.

I’m still walking (although now in Key Largo) and have enjoyed listening to a podcast called My Favorite Murder on Exactly Right. It’s a comedy/murder podcast that is very entertaining; there’s nothing like listening to a podcast about murder to get your mind off the Pandemic. I also listened yesterday to a BBC Podcast called Desert Island Discs, where the interviewer asks a person what seven songs they would take with them on a desert island. I really enjoyed it and it got me thinking about what my seven discs would be.

I did make some yummy caramel corn on July 4th, an Ina recipe to go on an amazing sundae she made with salted caramel gelato and homemade chocolate sauce. I only made the caramel corn with peanuts part, but it’s a delicious snack which reminds me of something my Mom used to buy called Screaming Yellow Zonkers (what a name!). It’s rather addictive, a perfect movie-watching snack.

Caramel Corn like Screaming Yellow Zonkers.

And, since it’s summer (you should know this by the earth-scorching, melt-your-face off heat when you step outside) here are some great Summer Movies to get your mind off You Know What: Grease, Jaws, The Parent Trap, American Graffiti, Say Anything, Mamma Mia, Caddyshack, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Blue Crush, Stand By Me, Now and Then, My Girl, Something’s Gotta Give, The 7 Year Itch, Dirty Dancing, Splash & Vacation.

These aren’t Academy Award winners, by any means, but who wants anything serious right now? And don’t forget the 3 C’s: Avoid: Close Contact, Crowded Places and Closed Spaces. Stay safe out there.

Up Next: Key West Restaurants and Mango Mania